Red Neck Jokes
Talk about a massive collection that is only getting bigger if you re into redneck jokes this is the place to be.
Red neck jokes. Rednecks must be the easiest target around and our absolutely hilarious redneck jokes prove it. You might be a redneck if you think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are. Some people may be offended by this and get very upset.
The 10 best redneck jokes as voted by us. Youve ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys. On this list of funny redneck jokes there are jokes about cars bad teeth beer and bestiality everything that rednecks love.
You might be a redneck if. Hang-gliding That Didnt Go Smoothly. What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common.
Well everything except for their sisters. The redneck answers Yes I fired three shots into the air every hour on the hour until I ran out of arrows Vote. You might be a redneck if.
Im 6 foot 5 and weigh 260 pounds all muscle and I am a proud redneck. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly observing. Reach the destination take a left tie it to a branch and throw it.
A gypsy was upset about his life because he left Miranda and took the parades with her. You have a hook in your shower to hang your hat on. Laughing is the best medicine so take these jokes in and dont be afraid to laugh out loudIf you have a topic you.
If you cant point fun a rednecks then you must be one. A man walks into a bar and announces Today I heard a great redneck joke A MASSIVE guy stands up off of his seat and says Wait a minute there man. Play Ball You might be a redneck if your school hands out race tickets for perfect attendance.
You might be a redneck when you use a weed eater for a blender You might be a redneck if burning lighter fluid is your favorite smell in the world. They all thought he was not guilty and wanted to let him go. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.
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Share joke Joke has 7654 from 51 votes. Hey guys this is the landing page for redneck jokes although you may found them funny remember one thing. The Redneck Joke Two Tennessee Rednecks Bubba and Jim Bob are sitting at their favorite bar drinking beer.
The redneck cop writes the Muslim man a ticket and looks down at him then says. Home Funny Stuff Redneck Jokes. Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in the Outback.
Its called speedin 7 Redneck Bird Joke. The red neck replied that it wasnt easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. Political Jokes Practical Jokes Redneck Jokes Thanksgiving Jokes Women Jokes Yo Mama Jokes Squeakys Story.
A small note. Laugh at 300 really funny you might be a redneck if jokes by Jeff Foxworthy. We did our best to bring you only the best ones.
In the end someone is going to lose a trailer. Average Redneck Road Kill. Here are funny Redneck jokes and puns.
The word redneck is a derogatory term you must therefore be careful how and when you use it. Bubba the redneck decided to save up and get a hang-glider. You will be influenced by everything you give out so best give out something positive.
4 Youve ever used lard in bed. One yer religion dont let you slide past all our laws an two it aint called fastin stupid. Rednecks must be the easiest target around and our.
1 The ASPCA raids yer kitchen 2 You own a homemade fur coat. The best redneck jokes. Riddle- If a Redneck couple get divorced are they still cousins.
It is NOT OK to use REDNECK JOKES although theyre hilarious to make people feel crap. There are 36 items in this Humor category. Putting others down never won anybody any real friends even when people laugh with you at the time.
It is NOT OK to use REDNECK JOKES although they are hilarious to make actual people feel bad. If you enjoyed this page you may also like. On this list of country jokes weve got puns one liners and regular ol jokes that any redneck worth his dirty John Deere hat would love.
Also check out our other funny jokes categories. Bubba turns to Jim Bob and says You know Im tired of going through life without an education. He stays and thinks about what to do to ease his longing and he can persuade Miranda to return to him so he decides to hang himself in the park in the city center.
A small note. Before you go on and tell that joke Im Billy Bob. Following is our collection of funniest Redneck jokesThere are some redneck cousins jokes no one knows to tell your friends and to make you laugh out loudTake your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers or where the setup is the punchline.
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