God Hates Shrimp
Bring all of Gods law unto the heathens and the sodomites.
God hates shrimp. The site God Hates Shrimp got me to chuckle a little. In fact it was God purging the shorelines of abominations such as lobster traps and clam infestations. The point were trying to make is that by using the Old Testament specifically the book of Leviticus as a basis for protesting gay marriage you run into a couple of problems.
Many thought that the great tsunami of December 26 2004 was a natural disaster. 9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters. Eating a dirty fish can be unhealthy and make you sick.
We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silvers and Red Lobster. Whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters in the seas and in the rivers them shall ye eat. The Old Testament Law forbids the Israelites to eat of a few types of seafood including shrimp.
We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants. But God hates shrimp signs make me more uncomfortable than anything else. Shrimp crab lobster clams mussels all these are an abomination before the Lord just as gays are an abomination.
The argument by shrimp therefore inadvertently functions as mockery of both Jews and Jewish law whose origins lie in the verses humorously cited as refutations of Leviticus 1822. God hates shrimp Is this an accurate statement. Shrimp crab lobster clams mussels all these are an abomination before the Lord just as gays are an abomination.
Last week saw the gay marriage debate in America reach a fever-pitch. God Hates Shrimp official group has 7366 members. As you may have realized this site is a parody.
It is a question that arises from a fact. Nor is it some reckless call for a sweeping dismissal of everything the Bible has to say. The point were trying to make is that by using the Old Testament specifically the book of Leviticus as a basis for protesting gay marriage you run into a couple of problems.
Giving yourself over to the total corruption of your humanity and wallowing in the pool of demonic deceptive total depravity and perversion of that which is holy and natural is quite another thing altogether. The God Hates Shrimp folks may be seen protesting outside Long John Silvers or Red Lobster or any of a number of seafood restaurants. But from the point of view of public discourse what is perhaps more troubling is the erasure of Jews from the.
Help protect America from the wrath of God take your whole family and your lawyers with you and picket the funeral of a dead lobsterman today. Sex In Christ - Anal Sex According to the Word of God. The Bible nowhere says that God hates homosexuals however.
Naturally the first thing that will be pointed out is the fact that both cited passages are in the OT and thusly overruled by the NT except for those passages in the OT such as the Ten Commandments which arent overruled by the NT for reasons that arent all that clear. Why stop at protesting gay marriage. You are free to copy them to your own server.
God Hates Fred Phelps. God Hates Shrimp is a site parody on the God Hates Fags losers. As satire website God Hates Shrimp states.
It is meant to poke fun at people like Fred Phelps and at people who protest against gay people and gay marriage. They are often obliged to infiltrate or counter-protest the more mainstream protests of hypocritical shrimp-eaters who call themselves Christians. At the same time the practice of homosexuality is condemned.
The argument is that if God hates homosexuals based on the Old Testament Law then God equally hates those who eat shrimp. They also send supporters to anti-gay rallies and protests where they stand around and counter-protest that we need to kill those people who eat shrimp as well. Click the small photos to view a larger version.
It is meant to poke fun at people like Fred Phelps and at people who protest against gay people and gay marriage. For these Jews God may in fact hate shrimp. Bring all of Gods law unto the heathens and the sodomites.
The first is that in the New Testament Jesus established the New Covenant which stated that the old Mosaic laws about. Here are some photos of brave God-fearing souls who have made their voices heard in protest of the abomination that is shrimp-eating. God hates ALL SIN.
There are lists of things that God hates in the Old Testament see Proverbs 616-19 and homosexuality does not make the list. Adobe Acrobat Reader is required Cards are formatted for Avery 8373 Print-To-The-Edge Business Cards 10 cards per sheet. Why stop at protesting gay marriage.
Please dont hotlink images on this site. From their About page. Unless youve been living under a rock you know that at the center of this controversy was Chick-fil.
Again God hates shrimp is not an accusation of hypocrisy.
